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MC Rove Announces Retirement

August 13th, 2007 @ 10:00am by Manila Ryce

Oh Rove, we hardly knew ye, and it’s not like we didn’t try. Senior White House aide Karl Rove has announced that he will be resigning from the White House at the end of August. White House Chief of Staff Josh Bolten said that any member of the administration who stayed beyond Labor Day would need to stay until the end of Bush’s second term in January of 2009. Rove has been with the president since he began his run for governor of Texas, and says he wants to spend more time with his family in said state.

He told the Wall Street Journal, “I just think it’s time. There’s always something that can keep you here and as much as I’d like to be here, I’ve got to do this for the sake of my family.” Whether his family was as excited about the decision is unknown. Like all great rappers who announce an early retirement, Rove’s break from the limelight doesn’t mean he’ll be quiting the game for good. Prepare yourselves for a comeback tour.

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Tensions Rise as Governor and Police Chief are Killed

August 13th, 2007 @ 12:01am by Manila Ryce

As they headed back from the funeral of a tribal sheikh on Saturday, the governor and chief of police of the southern Iraqi province of Qadisiya were killed by a roadside bomb. Hundred of mourners set out from the Shia Supreme Islamic Iraqi Council (SIIC) officers to bury the two bodies yesterday.

Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki ordered an investigation into their killings, which he called “a seditious act”. Iraq’s president further stoked the flames of division by saying the attack was a “cowardly terrorist act” by Sunnis fighters who had been displaced by the current security crackdown.

Residents of Diwaniya, the provincial capital, said they now fear an all-out war between different Shia factions in the region. SIIC controls the police which are fighting Shia cleric Muqtada al-Sadr’s al-Madhi militia.

Also on Sunday, al-Maliki said a much-anticipated summit to try to end political deadlock among the country’s leader could begin in the next two days.

The politicians at the meeting are expected to include al-Maliki; Talabani; Tareq al-Hashemi, the Sunni Arab vice-president; Massoud Barzani the Kurdish regional leader; and Abul Aziz al-Hakim, the SIIC leader.

Al-Maliki, whose national unity government has been in crisis since the main Sunni Arab bloc pulled out, said he would either lure it back or find other Sunni Arabs to replace it.

He said: “The first meeting may happen tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.”

Nearly half of the cabinet is no longer participating in its meetings.

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Ron Paul is Your Father

August 12th, 2007 @ 10:28pm by Manila Ryce

If you consider yourself liberal and you like Ron Paul, that’s fine. He’s an honest politician, and you’ve gotta give credit where credit is due. Hell, even I like him, and I don’t like anybody. However, those on the Left who are actually endorsing Paul for president either don’t understand what liberalism is, or don’t realize that there is more to the man than his anti-war stance. Paul may not be a slave to corporate backers, but he’s still on the opposite side of the ideological spectrum. The video above ought to be ample proof of that.

h/t Truthdig

Before you watch the second video, you need to be fully aware of just how many Ron Paul zombies there are on YouTube, spamming every single video with “VOTE RON PAUL”. I wish I was exaggerating. Knowing this, perhaps now you can appreciate Mr. Fleetwood’s analysis of that base, who predictably did not enjoy the video. I imagine he lost plenty of subscribers because of it. Kudos for cojones.

AT&T Censors Pearl Jam’s Anti-Bush Lyrics

August 12th, 2007 @ 12:37am by Manila Ryce

On Aug. 5, during a live concert webcast of the Lollapalooza festival in Chicago, Pearl Jam had a portion of lyrics criticizing President Bush censored by AT&T. The censoring occurred during a performance of “Daughter,” which segued into a cover of Pink Floyd’s “Another Brick In The Wall”. The lyrics were altered to, “George Bush, leave this world alone” and “George Bush, find yourself another home.” Pearl Jam was later informed by fans that portions of their performance were missing during AT&T’s Webcast.

Pearl Jam made the following statement on their website:

This, of course, troubles us as artists but also as citizens concerned with the issue of censorship and the increasingly consolidated control of the media.

AT&T’s actions strike at the heart of the public’s concerns over the power that corporations have when it comes to determining what the public sees and hears through communications media

Aspects of censorship, consolidation, and preferential treatment of the internet are now being debated under the umbrella of “NetNeutrality.” Check out The Future of Music or Save the Internet for more information on this issue….

…If a company that is controlling a webcast is cutting out bits of our performance -not based on laws, but on their own preferences and interpretations - fans have little choice but to watch the censored version.

What happened to us this weekend was a wake up call, and it’s about something much bigger than the censorship of a rock band.

AT&T posted their own statement on the web, claiming that “the editing of the Pearl Jam performance on Sunday night was a major mistake by a Webcast vendor, ” and that it was contrary to their policy. On Thursday, Pearl Jam posted the edited and unedited versions of the performance on their own website (video above).

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Past Cheney Ought to Give a Stern Talk to Present Cheney

August 12th, 2007 @ 12:14am by Manila Ryce

h/t to Blue Gal who’s posting over at C&L right now.

The Daily Show – Band of Brothers

August 10th, 2007 @ 5:58am by Manila Ryce

As posted earlier, Mitt Romney did an incredibly disrespectful thing by comparing the plight of his 5 sons touring across the country to that of our military men and women serving overseas. Stewart tracks this heroic group and their “tour of Iowa without caffeine”. As in Iraq, these boys are on a mission to bring freedom while burdened with the discrimination that comes with belonging to another religion from a foreign region. Luckily, a search into the contents of their Winnebago (which has yet to be fitted with sufficient armor) breaks the stereotype that Mormons are boring people. From bike rides to ice cream socials, these boys have sacrificed so much for their country. Assif Mandvi gives us a report from the battlefield of the horror which would make any Mormon soil their sacred underwear.

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WHA’ HAPPENED? (here are our Democrats)

August 9th, 2007 @ 9:09pm by deadissue

If there can be something worse in politics than having no power, it would be to have power, but no clue about what to do with it. Chipping away at the Bush administration via subpoenas and committee hearings is starting to feel like working through endless sheets of bubble-wrap one pop at a time. They’ve insulated themselves with enough inexperienced hacks to last forever it seems. Around the time when Democrats in Congress wise up to the fact that this was part of the design all along - to stock up on sacrificial lambs for the specific purpose of protecting the real players once the testimony started flying - it could be too late. For them and for the American people who lost their taste for these appetizers long ago.

The strategy seems to have been decided on prior to the opening of this session, and in that sense it’s not all that different from the neoconservatives who took office looking to take out Saddam. Much like how 9/11 was said to have “changed everything”, when internally it changed nothing, a USA Today poll that came out this week showing that the portion of Americans who think the surge is “making the situation better” jumped up to 31% from last month’s 22%, and those who say the surge is “not making much difference” dropped to 41% from 51% a month ago.

Pelosi_Reid_HoyerThere’s barely 2 hours of water and electricity per day in 125 degree Baghdad, the initial focal point of the surge. We hear a lot about Anbar and other places, but the strategy was to make it work in Baghdad first and foremost. President Bush even went so far as to reveal the locations of our cooperative police stations in front of an audience, the visual projected up for everyone to see. This strategy was genius and it was led by a genius named Patraeus, who is following the trend himself, having understood that “things are getting better and we’re making good progress” before he even arrived in theatre.

This much you can count on, that while Baghdad is dying of thirst, his schedule is packed solid with trial runs of what he’s going to say in front of Congress, all practiced over right-wing talk radio. McCain, Graham, Lieberman and the Dixie Sound Machine have the general ranked somewhere directly below Zeus, as the days leading up to his testimony will absolutely be an exercise in rewriting the Constitution so that the military alone will make all relevant judgements regarding war. Just disregard that mention of Congress possessing the sole power to wage war. And while we’re at it, let’s pretend from here on out that there is no such thing as the State Department.

And to hell with the Constitution altogether while we’re at it. The Reid-Pelosi-Hoyer brain trust is in favor of that, aren’t they? Well, anyways, they’ll figure it all out. Whatever happens, as long as we never threaten to impeach President Bush, everything will fall into place. Indeed, the voters clearly wanted Democrats to tread water until 2008 and play the Bush administration’s game.

Pro-War Romney Explains Why His Sons Aren’t Enlisted

August 9th, 2007 @ 5:29pm by Manila Ryce

Warmongering Mitt has 5 sons, each old enough to serve in the military. They push for more war, but insist that other people should be doing the fighting. However, the Romneys are not hypocrites or cowards. No, they’re doing their duty by committing themselves to Mitt’s campaign. If anything, I think our brave men and women in uniform owe these boys a debt of gratitude for sacrificing so much. We salute you.

Stewart summed it up nicely last night: “Who knows what kind of post-traumatic care these boys will need after the election? I guess the only good news is if something happens to four of the boys - you know, paper cut, confetti in the eye, that sort of thing - the fifth will be allowed to go home and just do phone bank.”